Privacy Policy

For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes only the consumer's domain name, but not the e-mail address (where possible).

We collect only the domain name, but not the e-mail address of visitors to our web page, and this is used only for tracking our advertising and such.

The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web page and is not shared with ANY other organizations for ANY purposes. Credit card info is sent directly to the merchant services of our bank via secure software. Your shipping info is used once, to ship your product to you.

Shipping Guarantee

We strive to ship your order the very same day it comes in, and 99% of orders are shipped same or next day. We will immediately notify you (via email or phone) of any delays, backorders, or if we have questions on your order. We also notify you when the product is shipped. Our best luck with shipping is via the United States Postal Service

Money Back Guarantee

We want all of our customers to be perfectly happy and will always provide high-quality product. If you are not completely satisfied with our humorous tees or glare guards within the first 30 days, we will cheerfully refund your money*. Happily, we have had only 2 refunds since the products first went up for sale in 1996! (Call us if it's over 30 days and we'll try to work with you.)
* Less 20% restocking/repackaging fee. Does not include the cost of postage and handling unless product proves to be defective.